Who: Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke
When: Backlogged to Sunday afternoon during revenge of the biodome
Where: Biodome
Summary: Naruto is sick of this ongoing fight with Sasuke. He's going to end it once and for all. With the fight. Sasuke however has other plans.
Rating: R
Warnings: Blood, gore, cussing....fox faced idiots

( Should I regret or ask myself: Are you dead yet? )

Who: Madara, Naruto, and open to Itachi.
When: Tuesday, after this and this.
Where: A hidden room.
Summary: Itachi's genjutsu can't hold up forever. Naruto comes busting in!
Rating: R?
Warnings: Graphic descriptions of injury and torture.

( No one could fix us. We are... We'll always be... the Wrong. )

Who: Haruno Sakura and Uzumaki Naruto
When: Sometime between Duzell shenanigans and Madara shenanigans on Tuesday
Where: A threshold.
Summary: Sakura is caught under the mistletoe with her Hokage.
Rating: NC-VIOLENT THOUGHTS okay G-PG. Really. PG-13 for dirty thoughts. R only if those thoughts become epic porn novellas, which... shouldn't ( Read more... )

Who: Haruno Sakura, Uzumaki Naruto, and Uchiha Sasuke
When: Tuesday, Bodyswap Week
Where: Naoto F's room.
Summary: Team Seven Unification! Also known as, the implosion. Sorta.
Rating: PG-13 for Language
Warnings: UH. Probably some angst I mean. And some crazy. And breasts in mention?

( Nothing yields to shelter it... )

Who: Naruto foolhardiest and Sakura nosamurai
When: ...herp. Sunday night.
Where: Sakura's room.
Summary: this is such a messed up team, dear god. it's gonna be pretty awkward, and unfortunate that one of them will forget, but the team who is so good at silence might actually be trying to break it.
Rating: G. ~*TALKING*~
Warnings: .............none? will edit as needed ( Read more... )

Who: Uchiha Madara, Haruno Sakura, Uzumaki Naruto, Haku, and probably Samus Aran later on. Oh yeah Azure Kite if he wants, too.
When: Sunday, shortly after obtaining Sakura and Haku.
Where: The recreational area.
Summary: Madara's building up a nice little harem here.
Rating: R.
Warnings: Hints of pedophilia, general creepiness, and probably some ( Read more... )

Who: Haruno Sakura [nosamurai] & Uzumaki Naruto [dattebayo_kid]
When: Immediately after Komui was the sweetest, most helpful man in the whole wide Facility: Here.
Where: Within blocks of the Planetarium; on the street.
Summary: Barney, Robin, and Komui broadcasting about Barney's Porn Collection "shocks" and outrages Sakura. Komui makes things better by informing ( Read more... )

Who: Naruto [dattebayo_kid] and Sasuke [chidori_spark]
When: after Sasuke took it upon himself to calm Naruto down
Where: 5D
Summary: Devastated and extremely mad by Sakura's brutal death, Naruto begins to go Kyuubi a bit. It's up to Sasuke to save the day calm him down.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Angst and talk of death

( We were once Team Seven. Three-man cell. )

Who: Naruto [dattebayo_kid] and Haku [broken_tool]
When: Because Haku's been injured after his update, Naruto wants to give him a visit.
Where: 4B
Summary: He was guilty of what had happened and with Sasuke and Kakashi not having any recollection of that particular event, he felt he was the only one who could apologize.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Angst

( I'm sorry. )

Who: Naruto [dattebayo_kid] and Kitty [muffin_pryde]
When: almost after this.
Where: at the hotel, Naruto's room
Summary: Kitty wanted to check up on Naruto and she's gonna do it in a less conventional manner.
Rating: G
Warnings: TBA

( boo! )